more stories :DFor deviantART's 12th birthday, the staff decided to throw a horny surprise party for Fella. They gathered at Fella's favorite restaurant, The Fancy Penis, with presents in hand. Llama brought Fella to the door and once they stepped in, all of the staff screamed, "Gimme dat ass!" Fella was so shocked that he instantly fucked. He opened his presents to find that Llama had given him 12 condoms. He was amazed! He would never forget that night.
Patricia the striperOnce upon a time, there was a young boy named Patricia who always dreamed of becoming the world's best striper. He trained every day for 36 hours in order to beat his rival, The Sexy Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Patricia came armed with a penis and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Patricia emerged as the horniest victor! His achievement is celebrated every Fourth of July.